Wokeness is dead.

Good. I was so worried about men's rights.

Jan 13, 2025

I was suuuuuuuuuper worried about men’s rights.

Now we don’t have to worry about Satan worshippers, I mean teachers, turning all of our kids into non-binaries.
Mark Zuckerberg is free to Zuckerberg all over the internet once more.
Rainbows can just be rainbows again.
Male bosses everywhere can keep looking at boobs at work and not feel threatened by uteruses taking their jobs.
That darned pendulum swung so far that it knocked the masculine manly men men about and the poor loves felt “neutered” by having to kind of a little tiny weeny bit think about other people for once ever in all of time.

Let me just pause for a moment so I can masturbate while thinking about the founding fathers…. Ah oh uh uh aaaaaaaaaaaahTHEBALDEAGLEFREESPEECH.

I just googled ‘sexy bald eagle’ and the internet gave me this so…

Ok, where was I, oh yes, wokeness is dead! So now I can just go back to full submission to the patriarchy. Trad wife life here I come (boob shimmy and a heel click)!
I don’t have to be so very confused about my gender anymore because… genitals! And speaking of my genitals, thank goodness people still don’t know the name for mine (… vulva is a Swedish car company, right?).
My role as a mother will be made easier since everything my daughter needs to know about being a girl/woman is conveniently found within the manosphere, which will now, thankfully, be referred to as the general public.
We can finally leave the billionaires alone already! They are people like the rest of us and if they want to willy-nilly destroy the Earth then that is their God given right. Plus, cities always burn to the ground in the middle of winter. It doesn’t always have to be about climate change. Woke agenda see ya later.

All hail daddy Elon.

And YIPEE KI‐YAY motherfuking wokeness. Plus also democracy. Plus also common decency. Plus equity for all. Plus, you know, our survival on this planet.

With a cigarette hanging from his mouth, John McClane now shoots wokeness out of the sky like it’s a Cold War era terrorist with an unidentifiable Eastern European-ish accent and a scar on its face and we can all feel safe again hurrah hurrah here’s a Twinkie.

God bless the U. S. of A.

I’ve literally been crying all day, and being a sarcastic turd burger is the only way I can cope. Please feel free to add your own rage satire in the comments below.

Now, in all seriousness, here are some ways we can support people in LA:

Frederick Joseph wrote about preserving Black history after the burning of the Altadena neighborhood and shares THIS GoFundMe for Black families.
Rachel Davies
has put together a google doc of GoFundMe pages so that we can help individual families.
The Optimist Daily included THIS list.

If you know of other ways to help then please feel free to leave suggestions, thoughts, and feelings in the comments.

I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES
AND YOUR COMMUNITIES

LOTS OF LOVE… IN FACT, SO MUCH LOVE! XX

This email was composed where I am currently staying, which is the region now known as Melbourne, Victoria. I would, therefore, like to acknowledge the people of the Kulin Nation, Traditional Custodians of the land for which I am on. I pay my respects to their Elders past and present.